You will need:

Long shaped balloons.  These will be the penis shaft.

Small, round balloons the same color as the long balloons.  These will be the scrotum (balls).

A bag of doll’s hair from your local craft store.  This will be the pubic hairs.  You can choose blond, brunette, white, kinky or straight.  The color choice is up to you.  Mix and match for variety.

Rubber bands.

Bottle of craft glue or a glue stick.

Black permanent marker.

Curling Ribbon.

Directions:

Blow up the balloons.

Add two small balloons to one long balloon.  Use a rubber band to tie them together.  Arrange the balloons so they look like a penis with balls.

Take a tuft of hair and attach it with the glue to the inner side of the small balloons.  Fluff up the hair to look like pubic hair.

Using the black permanent marker draw the head of the penis on the top of the long balloon.  Make sure to add the “eye” to the head so it looks like a one eyed monster.

Tie ribbon to the end of the balloons and hang them out as decoration.

Show them off at different angles and attach them to chairs, walls, the mailbox, or the party girl’s car.

Have your girlfriends take pictures with them in raunchy poses.

Single gifts are easier on the budget especially if you are hosting a large party.  To make your gift more appealing wrap it with party themed wrapping paper/ribbon, or use a tiny Chinese take-out container with colored raffia in it as a gift box or place item in a small, party cellophane bag, add confetti and tie it with a ribbon.  A few chocolate kiss candies thrown inside can be used as fillers.

Examples of single gifts:
Tiny vibrators that you can hide in your purse. You can find small ones that are disguised in portable cases that look like a life saver roll, a lipstick applicator, or a very small first aid kit.

A silicone, cock-ring that has a nice, small vibrator on the top for her pleasure and a comfortable ring with soft bumps on it for his pleasure is a great gift to give that can be enjoyed by both partners.

A disposable, tongue vibrator is a gift that will make your friends scream with excitement. I find this gift always brings out looks of joy from women because they secretly wanted one but were too shy to purchase it themselves.

A small bottle of warming lotion, scented massage oil, or a can of edible body mouse are wonderful individual gifts.

For the larger party favor I try to find an assortment of different items to group together.  Keeping the items together in a container will make it look very professional.  Use plastic or glass stemware or large party themed cellophane bags, or large Chinese take-out boxes as party containers.  Add colored raffia and candy kisses to fill in the voids.  Wrap drinking glasses with colored cellophane and ribbon to keep items from falling out and to add some pizazz to the look. Decorate the outside of the gift boxes with stamped lip prints or wrap a colorful ribbon around the outside.

Samples of gift items:
Condoms, ex: glow in the dark, ribbed, lubed, or scented.
Samples of different gels, ex: flavored lube, scented massage oils, chocolate body creams.
Cock rings in different colors and styles.
Spanish flies or hard cock stimulants.
Penis shaped pens, whistles, straws, and erasers.
Chocolate or candy flavored penis lollypops.
Purse size vibrators.
Vibrating, silicone cock rings.
Tongue vibrators.
Cookie cutters in the shape of a penis.

Another way to decorate your favors is to make them look like a single flower or an assorted bouquet.  Wrap each item in clear or colored cellophane, add a wire stem, then wrap the stem with green florist tape.  Add a pair of leaves for a realistic look.  Cut the stems to the length that you desire.  Give a single flower away or group several flowers together like a bouquet and tie together with a pretty ribbon or place in a small vase.  An assortment of these flowers placed in a vase can also be a great gift for the birthday girl.

Items you need:

• A plain store bought or homemade cake with chocolate frosting.
• A large penis shaped vibrator.
• A shot glass.
• 2 cans of vanilla, french vanilla or any white ready-made frosting.
• Quart size plastic zip top bag.

Instructions:

1. In the upper left corner of cake use the shotglass to cut out a hole in the cake.
2. Stick vibrator into the hole in an upright position.
3. Scoop out the 2 cans of frosting into the zip top bag and seal.  Soften the frosting by squeezing the bag for 2 minutes and then snip off a corner of the bag (about a 1/4″).   You will be able to control the amount of frosting coming out of the bag with your hands.
4. Take the bag of frosting and squeeze out just enough to start a dribble  at the tip of the vibrator that will simulate ejaculation.  Let it flow down the shaft and pool around the base of the vibrator.
5. Using the same bag of frosting, spell out “Happy Birthday”or “Congratulations” in the middle of the cake.  Connect the pool of  cum to the “H” in Happy Birthday or the first letter written on the cake.
6. Decorate the border of the homemade cake with a different colored frosting, shaved chocolate or whole strawberries.   Add penis candles, silicone cock rings, sample size lube/oils, naughty dice or drape simulated used condoms (unroll condoms and partially fill with frosting) around cake.

Have the blindfolded birthday/bachelorette girl feel with her hands different kinds of sex toys, fruit, candy, food or odd objects and guess what they are.

Directions:

Have the party girl seated facing the crowd and blindfolded (through the entire game).

Hand her an object and ask her to feel it and name the item.  If she guesses correctly hand her the next item.  If she gets stumped on an object put that item at the back of the lineup so she can guess again later.

Examples of objects to hand her:

Assorted shaped vibrators like a corn on the cob, banana, cucumber or I once found an eggplant shaped one.  Animal shaped vibrators like a dolphin, monkey or a rabbit should stump her.  Throw in unusual shaped vibrators that need batteries and turn them on when handing it to her.  Add stuff like cock rings, anal beads, feather ticklers, even a cyberskin vagina.  To give the game some kick add in an unwrapped snickers bar, a hot dog, a kid’s candy necklace or a cat’s stuffed toy(with a bell attached).  Add real fruit and vegetables to the mix like a banana, cucumber, peach, carrot or a kiwi.

Mix the lineup of items to hand her and you will definitely confuse her.  Ex: Start with a sex toy then a real fruit, next hand her another sex toy then the snicker bar, then the anal bead etc.

If the party girl is unable to guess what an item is the second time around, end the game and have her remove the blindfold so she can see all the stuff she was feeling.

Use between 10 to 15 assorted items for this game.

The game items can be given to the party girl as gifts or as souvenirs.

During the game make sure to take pictures of her blindfolded and feeling up the different items.

**This is a good game to play if you want to surprise her with a cake*since she will already be blindfolded and seated infront of everyone.  When playing the game and the last item is left for her to feel up, someone can get the cake ready, light the candles, and place it in front of the party girl.  When the game is over and she removes her blindfold, everyone can start singing “Happy Birthday”,  or scream out “Congratulations” or “Surprise”!

*See my post - “How to add some X-rated spice to your party cake”.

Playing naughty games with tipsy women can’t end without some corny prizes.  Prizes that turn that professional adult during the day into a wild child at night.  I found that the local dollar store has the greatest prizes that will make adults act like goofy kids. 

Go to the kid’s section and check out the plastic Princess tiaras.  You know the ones that have the big, chunky plastic jewels glued to them.  They may look corny but it will make the winner of the game feel like a princess.

Add a Fairy wand decorated with tinsel or glitter sparkles and watch the winner prance around like an idiot.  She will act like you just gave her the Fairy Queen’s wand.  I was hosting a girlfriend’s bachelorette party and seen her sassy grandma win several games and show off her prizes.  She danced around the room with a tiara on her head and a wand in hand.  The other girls were so jealous they were screaming at me to start the next game so they could win a prize.

Another prize to give away is folding fans with feathers glued to the fan’s edges.  I had pink, lavender, blue, black and white fans to choose from.  I used them for group games where there were more than one winner.  You would of thought I had given away real ostrich or peacock feather fans instead of cheap, kid’s ones.  These women were fighting over the different colors that were passed out.

Look for goofy kid’s eye glasses.  Plastic cat eye frames, animal themed, feather covered glasses or fake jewel laden ones are great prizes.  Even if the frame is small for adults, I’ve seen them worn just because it brings out the “the kid” in women. 

These are a few suggestions and I will keep adding more as time goes by so you can have a wild and crazy party.  Keep checking in!